Mercury in RETROgrade

I hate to the bearer of bad news, but yet again, Mercury is in Retrograde. major fail. Looks like we'll all be in slow-mo, socially inept, and breaking our iphones (i kid, 'cause i have a blackberry, and anyone with a blackberry knows you can't break or lose that motherfucker, no matter how hard you try).

There's not much to do about it, kiddies. 

Well, I suppose there are 3 solid options:

1. Lock yourself in a dark room until August 8th.

2. Brave the world, but in human-size bubble- a'la bubble boy

3. Follow suit and GO RETRO 

take your pick.

Mercury in Retrograde

July 14th - August 8th 

good luck