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Friday, May 6, 2011
Jesus Christ vs. Jeffrey Campbell: really though..what's the difference?
What kind of girl would I be if I didn't whole-heartedly believe in JC? I Love him with my heart & Sole. I vow to never forsake the sky high platforms of latter day saints, and will be faithful to the fur,suede,velvet, patent leather, studded, leopard print, glitter, and fringed adorned. No matter how high the heels go, I will follow, 14 inches-yes! Take me there! 5'7" was so last winter. Twould be blasphemy to even try to compare Jesus Christ to Jeffrey Campbell. It's an unfair battle: One guy didn't even wear shoes (which I believe is probably the biggest sin of all, and quite frankly, his loss) and the other makes a candy shoppe of footwear for Ladies & now Ladylike Men to drool over!! I for one say "B.C." now stand for "Before Campbell"! Rejoice, there is a shoe for every Zodiac Sign!
TAURUS Tick
GEMINI Suebee
CANCER
El Carmen
LEO Lita
VIRGO Mary Lou
LIBRA Lana Fur
SCORPIO Lita
SAGITTARIUS Areas
CAPRICORN Benched
AQUARIUS Mildred Paint
PISCES Saturn 2
Amen
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